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Bitch, please: Cosmo’s horrible texting advice.
I stumbled upon this “What Does His Text Mean” article filed under “dating advice” on Cosmo’s web site. It’s a whole bunch of WTF. Most guys say what they mean -no translation needed. And yet, here we...
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Already? Already
The time is here for me to come out of my moving-to-California hiatus and update this bitch. The move went relatively smoothly minus my giant breakdown around 2 am in Vegas. The stress of everything...
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In a move I like to call: you’re a moron…
I thought things with Bachelor #3 were done. Over the weekend I got another apology, minus an explanation, plus the whole, “I want to be friends more than anything” speech. Eye-roll. I could have...
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I’m a Britney Spears song
I’m still hanging out with Bachelor #3. We’re in quite the grey area right now and it’s too soon to ask him to define anything, lest I send him running for the hills. Yes, I am aware it’s my own...
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Now I’m a Delilah caller
I used to listen to Delilah in high school/college, though I am not sure why. But I feel like all her calls are one of two extremes: some over the top in love person rubbing it in our faces, in which D...
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Dating is actually the worst, for real, no take backs, no triple stamping a...
Dating. It sucks. It’s a social land mine of broken hearts, bad sex, bad dates, bad kisses and then SOMETIMES you get a really good person that makes you all but then it ends in ultimate gut-wrenching...
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In which we discuss online dating
One of my friends is on OKCupid, and has really weathered some absolute bullshit because she’s a trooper, and I’ve just listened to her stories over G-Chat, vowing never again to test the waters of...
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Halfway there
How in the hell are we already halfway done with 2014? I legitimately do not understand. This year is flying, more so than any recent ones that I can remember. May was a hard month for me. Well,...
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In which we discuss total incompetence
Picture it: Newport Beach, last Saturday (I’m watching a Golden Girls marathon right now so forgive me for channeling Sophia). Anyway: You’re hanging out in a bar with your good friend when a random...
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Bitch, what? Volume 1
I’m dying. Not literally. But I found my diary from my freshman year of college, and it’s a train wreck. Before I even got to the first entry, I opened the diary to see that, on the inside cover, I...
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