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The Best Worst OKCupid Message EVER
My friend Susan, recently back in the dating scene, received the most hilariously inappropriately horrific OKCupid message over the weekend that I insisted on sharing it with my four loyal blog...
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Someone hold me
I think we all know how I feel about Twilight. So when I saw this earlier today, I thought to myself, “well, we’ve reached the limit of inane ways to try to be the characters in the book, specifically...
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The 2nd Best Worst OKCupid Message
My former roommate, recently back on the dating scene, received the following OKCupid message: If you were my gf I would be honest with you, never cheat, treat u with integrity, show u respect, make u...
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No one likes a whiny bitch
I wrote this piece today for Awful Announcing in regards to the whiny Duke bitch who complained about how she was treated during last week’s Duke vs. Miami game. The game was in Coral Gables. Michelle...
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It’s too cold and I’m too old
Apparently, it’s too cold to go on dates. I was potentially meeting “Gordon Bombay” for date #2 yesterday but then he texted to say it was “too fucking cold” and we should do it another night. I mean,...
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Memories…of the way we were
This gem of a photo is me (middle) being held up by Amy (left, bandanna and Lisa (right) the day of my sister’s high school graduation. Nothing says cool 15-year old more than flannel pants, a...
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1+3=5
I have previously mentioned I am terrible at dating. There is nothing worse than having an awesome four-and-a-half hour first date, only to be no closer to a second date four weeks later. (It’s not...
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Fun with G-Chat
Ah GMail – it is a wonderful thing. It auto-archives all my chats and between that and me keeping all e-mails, I now have about 400 million options of WTF to pick from for the book. Of course, not...
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Bitch, please, part infinity
A couple of weeks ago we were subjected to the inane ramblings of a Princeton mom, one Susan Patton, who encouraged all Ivy League undergrad ladies to be professional husband hunters, while their male...
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Bitch, Please – the “why do you exist?” edition
Yesterday, this post, Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit from Jezebel was making its rounds – I skimmed it, because while I do like the site, they tend to sometimes be very wordy and wax a bit too...
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Bitch, please, edition: I AM EXHAUSTED
My friend Melissa sent me a link to this book on Amazon.com today and asked me to blog about it…in a bad way. Um, challenge accepted. The book, Get Married This Year: 365 Days to “I Do”, is just a pile...
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F- in sarcasm, and other OKCupid fails
My friend is trying OKCupid again, and we’re keeping official stats this time as a mini study. And we’ll get back to you with the semi-sort-of-official results in a couple of weeks, but in the...
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Bitch, please: Cosmo’s horrible texting advice.
I stumbled upon this “What Does His Text Mean” article filed under “dating advice” on Cosmo’s web site. It’s a whole bunch of WTF. Most guys say what they mean -no translation needed. And yet, here we...
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Already? Already
The time is here for me to come out of my moving-to-California hiatus and update this bitch. The move went relatively smoothly minus my giant breakdown around 2 am in Vegas. The stress of everything...
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In a move I like to call: you’re a moron…
I thought things with Bachelor #3 were done. Over the weekend I got another apology, minus an explanation, plus the whole, “I want to be friends more than anything” speech. Eye-roll. I could have...
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I’m a Britney Spears song
I’m still hanging out with Bachelor #3. We’re in quite the grey area right now and it’s too soon to ask him to define anything, lest I send him running for the hills. Yes, I am aware it’s my own...
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Now I’m a Delilah caller
I used to listen to Delilah in high school/college, though I am not sure why. But I feel like all her calls are one of two extremes: some over the top in love person rubbing it in our faces, in which D...
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Dating is actually the worst, for real, no take backs, no triple stamping a...
Dating. It sucks. It’s a social land mine of broken hearts, bad sex, bad dates, bad kisses and then SOMETIMES you get a really good person that makes you all but then it ends in ultimate gut-wrenching...
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In which we discuss online dating
One of my friends is on OKCupid, and has really weathered some absolute bullshit because she’s a trooper, and I’ve just listened to her stories over G-Chat, vowing never again to test the waters of...
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Halfway there
How in the hell are we already halfway done with 2014? I legitimately do not understand. This year is flying, more so than any recent ones that I can remember. May was a hard month for me. Well,...
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