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In which we discuss total incompetence
Picture it: Newport Beach, last Saturday (I’m watching a Golden Girls marathon right now so forgive me for channeling Sophia). Anyway: You’re hanging out in a bar with your good friend when a random...
View ArticleBitch, what? Volume 1
I’m dying. Not literally. But I found my diary from my freshman year of college, and it’s a train wreck. Before I even got to the first entry, I opened the diary to see that, on the inside cover, I...
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